People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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