If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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