Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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