Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
she told me i tasted like america
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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