Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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