Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I will be naked everywhere
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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