Is it normal to miss your booty call?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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