yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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