I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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