im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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