Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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