Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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