Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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