yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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