He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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