The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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