Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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