I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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