i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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