i may or may not be watching the land before time
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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