haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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