3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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