I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I wear drunk well.
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