i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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