we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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