WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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