you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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