Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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