Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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