Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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