Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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