Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You've changed since you got that strap on
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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