Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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