So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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