i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
