32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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