please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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