I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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