none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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