I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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