Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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