And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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