He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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