So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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