The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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