doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It's no shave November. This is our time.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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