Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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