I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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