Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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