i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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