omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I have aggressive nipples.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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