I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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