we made out on top of his cat.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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