it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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