In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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