If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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