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Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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