I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Randomize
