I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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