At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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