he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I wear drunk well.
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